"Be the person H.Y.D.R.A. would see as a threat."
- a thought i had this morning driving to school (via poseysposey)


What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”


 Anonymous asked: "You're a slutty, attention-seeking, man stealer and I'm SICK of your bull shit! The way you took my man was one thing, but now you're trying to corrupt the HOLY CATHOLIC CHURCH and let me tell you...oh wait. No, sorry. This was meant for Anne Boleyn, not you. You're just fine. Have a nice day."


At first I was like

But then

But really what even.

 Anonymous asked: "tell us your most embarrassing story"



So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.


It’s true, if it wasn’t for Cinderella and The Little Mermaid, Disney would have been closed long time ago, Walt Disney put all his money on Cinderella, if it flopped in the box office it would have been the end of Disney, same goes with The Little Mermaid, both movies were a huge success, so huge that Cinderella helped Walt building Disneyland, and The Little Mermaid rose Disney from the Dark ages to the Renaissance.


Done by Daniel Gulick

Tulsa, OK


"We were smoking outside one time. And this same car kept driving by, and we thought: ‘Man! That’s weird!’ Then we got arrested."

The Great Language Game 


For all my language loving friends. idrewyouasquirrelbecauseiloveyou sting-like-jelly tamikaflynned  visardist :D


Margaery was only married to Joffrey for like an hour, and it was STILL way too long for her.